Newfie Jokes

    I will spare my readers the dozens of Newfie jokes we have all heard. But I must admit I still laugh at a Mainlander joke. A Newfie came to Bay and Dundas in Toronto and was dancing on a manhole. He had a great smile on his face, and every time he jumped up he said "Forty-four, forty-four." A fellow in the crowd said "My man, you seem very happy, could I try that and see if it might cheer me up." The Newfie got him to start jumping on the manhole. "Jump up higher, higher, say Forty-four." Suddenly he pulled away the manhole, and the fellow dropped into the sewer. The Newfie put the manhole cover back on carefully, and went on jumping "Forty-five. Forty-five."