A couple sent a telegram with a text to be read out at a wedding. The text was 1 John 4:18 "There is no fear in love but perfect love casts out fear." The telegram was delivered as John 4:18 "You have had five husbands, and the one you now have is not your husband."
A woman in a remote part of Africa was going to be
baptized, confirmed, and married on one day when the Bishop came to visit. He
didn't know the local language so she was forced to learn off the responses in
English. She managed the baptism quite well, and also the confirmation, but when
the Bishop asked "Wilt thou have this man to be thy lawful wedded husband?" she
said boldly "I renounce the devil and all his works."