Cemetery Jokes

by Robert Brow    www.brow.on.ca


Cemeteries can give one the creeps, so we have jokes to break their spell:

    A couple's home overlooked the cemetery, but they were irked by a pair of lovers who used to come every evening to kiss and cuddle on a bench just opposite their window. So the man hid himself behind a tombstone, and as it got dark he called out "Let me out of here, let me out of here." The couple fled and never came back.

. And I love my wife Mollie's favorite riddle : "What did one worm say to the other in the churchyard ?" Answer "Let's go and make love in dead earnest."

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