True Jokes
by Robert Brow
www.brow.on.ca
The best jokes actually happened. When he came to speak in Kingston Ron Sider tells the story of how he and his wife loved to collect
mushrooms. One day they found a basket full, and decided to throw a mushroom
party. Everybody loved them, including the cat. But then they saw her writhing
on the kitchen floor. They called the doctor and said "What should we do,
we have eaten poisoned mushrooms?" The doctor told them to hurry down with
their guests to emergency. The stomach pump cost $200 a person. When they
got home the cat was lying contentedly in a corner with six newborn kittens.
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