True Jokes

by Robert Brow


The best jokes actually happened. When he came to speak in Kingston Ron Sider tells the story of how he and his wife loved to collect mushrooms. One day they found a basket full, and decided to throw a mushroom party. Everybody loved them, including the cat. But then they saw her writhing on the kitchen floor. They called the doctor and said "What should we do, we have eaten poisoned mushrooms?" The doctor told them to hurry down with their guests to emergency. The stomach pump cost $200 a person. When they got home the cat was lying contentedly in a corner with six newborn kittens.

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