A couple's home overlooked the cemetery, but they were irked by a pair of lovers who used to come every evening to kiss and cuddle on a bench just opposite their window. So the man hid himself behind a tombstone, and as it got dark he called out "Let me out of here, let me out of here." The couple fled and never came back.
. And I love my wife Mollie's favorite riddle : "What did one worm say
to the other in the churchyard ?" Answer "Let's go and make love in dead
earnest."